I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I will be naked everywhere
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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