He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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