Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Randomize
