My liver just broke up with me...
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
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My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
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But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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