I wanna passion pit in your ass
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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