Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
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No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
It's blow job season.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
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I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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