I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
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My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
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But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
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