Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
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How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
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That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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