I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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