We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
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All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
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i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Two words: blizzard sex
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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