One girl and one boy is just not enough.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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