Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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