Pappa wants mamma naked
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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