who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
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Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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