Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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