32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
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gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
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I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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