yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Randomize
