We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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