an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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