Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
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Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
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I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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