just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
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That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
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I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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