Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
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