I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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