So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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