one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
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we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
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Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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