i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
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yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
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i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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