belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
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I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
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I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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