Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
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