Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
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I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
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I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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