i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Two words: nipple clamps
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