Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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