11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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