my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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