Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
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We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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