Did you just see the Batmobile???
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
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hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
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I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
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