The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I had to cum in my sink.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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