Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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