She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Randomize
