between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
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did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
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Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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