I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
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I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
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Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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