I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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