why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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