Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
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This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
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He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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