i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
