Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
Randomize
