Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
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You're a waste of cheezeits
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
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And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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