How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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