I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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