and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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