belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
