doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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