Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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