The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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