it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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