he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
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YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
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Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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