can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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