Pregnant stripper...not hot.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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